The following is David Letterman's top 11 List of:

When is F@#$% Acceptable?



There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938



7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926



6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC



5. "You want WHAT painted on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566



4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937



3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999



and a drum roll............! .....



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

ROFL

EDIT: Maybe belongs in Geek Humor section.

Indeed it should be. Very Good

hahahahahaa

DOH, thats what I get for posting in a rush, please move to the proper area.

/wanders off slapping Mal's hand
BAD MAL!

That's really funny. You should be the "Official Joke Poster" hehe.

ROTFL - funny

Agreed very very funny Two smiles up !!! I like the hiroshima one and the Sadam one LOL