Some of you may enjoy these quotes by president Bush.

LOL hehehe ahhh some of these are just so funny... it sounds like he failed english

The Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

7) "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

6) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

5) "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, July 22, 2001

4) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

3) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

2) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

1) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

thanks to http://about.com/ for the quotes

lmao... the fool me once thing is hilrious... and they misunderestimated me? lol, I know a certain bush lover is going to dispute these... not naming names

haha, I am not rezza.... besides, you mistake me for a bush-lover when I just dont like people to jump to conclusions on just a little bit of information especially when it's biased. Stupid quotes are stupid quotes, I say em myself a lot of times. I'm not very good with the words, typing is much easier hah.

Don't "misunderestimate" Dubya. Those verbal Bushisms are beginning to "resignate" with the American people. Maybe they'll even "embetter" the English language. - cnn article

BUSHISMS:
Misunderestimate: To seriously underestimate.
Embetter: To make emotionally better -- the opposite of embitter.
Resignate: As in "They said this issue wouldn't resignate with the people."
Foreign-handed: As in "I have a foreign-handed foreign policy."

Some words just don’t exist.

But are very imaginitive....

LOL

Oh that's just too funny. I can see where troa's coming from though. It's still difficult not to pick on him. Doesn't he have the speech right in front of him. He doesn't seem like a shy person; someone who would easily make mistakes when in front of hundreds of people, afterall, he's able to wave to someone when making a presidential address and ask if "Elaine needs a ride home" and spit as he's walking. <- that was really funny, I was embarrassed for him.