lets have some laughs for a change
everybody post a sentence in such set up
you are a geek if..you dont know the meaning of i agree to disagree

Well i can't think of one straight away but shouldn't this be in geek humour?

lol...
you are a geek if you try to organize everything by categories
move to geek humor as u please

If you're reading this post, you might be a geek.
If you've ever serched Google for advanced overclocking techniques, you might be a geek.

you are a geek if you havent turned off your computer in months

your a geek if you have more online friends then real friends

you are a geek if u consider chess a sport

you are a useless post if u look anything like this one above

You are a geek if, as a supermodel walks by you and is carrying a computer, you overlook the model. (this is a paradox but nevertheless...)

The only sports I like are pool, ping pong, and badminton. Any sport that involves a stick or racket. I know Deftone feels the same.

Here's a site I've just found related to this.
=> http://www.julen.net/ephemera/pub/Geek.html

This one I've ripped from the link I've posted above; it fits to a tee hehe.

You are a geek if sleep and nightime are no longer irrevocably linked.

Here's another one (my own):
You are a geek if you mutter curses to yourself and often yell in a room filled with people when working on the computer. No one is able to understand what the big comotion is about and leave the room in annoyance.

You are a geek if you are disgusted when you don't have easy access to a calculator and want to find the solution to an equation or calculate a higher power.

You are a geek if you, as soon as you step away from the computer, your energy is instantly drained.

You are a geek if your incessant thinking or talking about hardware/software/gaming gives you a migraine.

you are a geek, if you post a message like this bcuz u hav nothing else to post

If you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for your car

you are geek if you have ever worked as a circus freak who bites the heads of geese in the 17th century.

You might be a geek if your home page is http://www.geeknewz.com
You might be a geek if your at the dinner table and you say "lol" instead of actually laughing. (Yes, I've done this several times)
You might be a geek if all money you make is spent on your systems.

All but like 2 or 3 of the ones the others posted are tru bout me. How sad I am.. hehe

Mustang97

"You might be a geek if all money you make is spent on your systems."

Now that is 100% true as most of them are but this is the one that makes me think i really need more clothes... hehehe

omg...this one is me...

You have more e-mail addresses than you do pairs of shoes.

I need to get out more....now if i could just find an extension cord long enough....

Does having *@website.com count? Since I own the site.. hehehe

You're a geek if you think it's a crime to use the mouse, and all u use instead is the keyboard shortcuts, you have so diligently memorized.

You might be a geek if you sleep in your computer chair.
You might be a geek if you wake up and say morning to your PC

I've very much enjoyed and agreed with Mustang's posts.
I'm still loving your sig.

Which reminds me...
You ARE a geek if a day without your pc is like a day without breathing.

hehe... I've been using that quote since I was a freshman in school... long long time ago.. I get bored rather alot so I'll prolly be posting alot more geek quotes..

You might be a geek...

If it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

Guilty, Guilty, Guilty..

You might be a geek if the only way you watch movies is on your computer screen.

Gowd I need to get out and get a life.. oh well.. more pc time without a life..

Your a geek if your answer to program errors is "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features"

You might be a geek if you meet your g/f or wife from an online chat client.

You might be a geek if your mom tells you to empty the trash and you empty the trash on your computer.

You might be a geek if your dinner is a bag of sun flower seeds and a DP (Dr. Pepper)

Some rather funny quotes/sayings
http://bash.cx/?top

Nah, more like a bag of chips and a Mountain Dew (which I went through a bag of chips and a 2-liter while palying Ragnarok Online... in a 4 hour session )

you are a geek if u think the phrase 'Get a life ' is 'Get a PC'

This happened to day in the truck with a friend of mine..

If your friends have to use computer anologys while explaining things, you might be a geek

If all around your home is computer parts, just laying around, you might be a geek.

If you own more than 6 computers, and each one of them you got from the local junkyard, and made them work, you might be a geek.

If you spend more time on the computer then at school and work combined, you might be a geek.

If your dream "system" in your car consists of a computer with a DVD player, 10000+ MP3s, and a huge stereo system to connect to it, you might be a geek.

If you've spent so much time in front of a computer that you can watch high-action anime without getting seizures, you might be a geek.

If you "think" in binary, you might be a geek.

If you talk in BASIC, you might be a geek.

Some good ones, gtx.

If you daydream about working on your computer, you might be a geek.
If you have withdrawl symptoms when away from your computer for too long, you might be a geek.
If you say to yourself you will only be in CompUSA for 5 minutes but it morphs into 4 hours, you might be a geek.

you mite be a geek if you go to geeknewz

humor i must find you...

If you have to question if your a geek, chances are you ARE a geek..
You might be a geek if spend more money on your computer desk then you do on furniture for the whole house.
You might be a geek if you know more then your computer teacher does.

For those of you who smoke

If your to busy typing to take the cig. out of your mouth, you might be a geek.

hehe.. same here.. then again.. I didnt pay for any of my furniture.. I only paided for 1 pc.. the rest my mom bought me.. >:)

I could care less about clothes, furniture, etc etc.

Nor I... thoe a good computer desk and chair is key....

You might be a geek if you stay in on a sunday (80F) to program.


hehe.. All weekend was 80 to 90F out side and I stayed inside to program.. hehe Nerd I be....