Here's something I typed for Creative Writing (it was actually quite exhilarating... just goes to show you what you can do if you have a creative idea). This was supposed to be 500 words and mine is 564.
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Come on Henry, we most definitely have to take a trip to the shopping mall today, come rain or shine. Ah gees, I've dreaded this all morning from the time you mentioned it last night. I specifically asked you to remind me last night, why didn't you? Now let's stop and think about this for a second here, mom, do I ever want to go shopping? No! I mean it's not exactly on the top of my list of favorite activities to say the least. Besides, it appears as if you somehow managed to remember on your own, doesn't it? (muttering "unfortunately") Don't talk back to me Henry Jacobs Freud, just get your rear end up here straight away, the mall's going to be packed and you've still got your jammies on! "Packed eh? that's just another thing to add to the overflowing list of reasons not to go. Why don't you go to the mall without me, look for some clothes for yourself, since that's what will end up happening anyway, and just grab me a pair of pants and whatever else you want to throw in, I don't care whether they fit or not, and come home - simple. You walk down the aisles stopping every two seconds feeling clothing fabric and I constantly have to keep reminding you why we're here. "Ah it won't be so bad; you make it sound like I'm torturing you or something. Besides, if you didn't come with me there'd be no point! It won't take very long, I promise. "You ALWAYS say that but it's NEVER true. You walk around the mall like you own the place and it ends up taking close to, if not, three hours. I usually end up sprawled out on the floor somewhere because, at these types of places, they overlook the convenience of a chair... where am I supposed to sit if I'm on my last leg, which is always?!? Besides, I don't know what the big deal is... I don't want to do it anyhow but, then again, if I don't now then I'll just have one more day to worry about it so might as well get it over with today. Okay good, I expect to see you off your computer and ready to go in about five minutes. (After that nothing more was heard from the Wicked Witch of the West... she was no doubt manicuring her fingernails or globing mascara all over her face; who knows what, but all I knew is that I was glad she was gone and out of my hair. Then, all of a sudden, I heard a screeching noise and a Oh s*** look at the time!) "I'll be right up mom!" "Ah never mind now, it's been eight hours and you've been down on that "watcha-ma-call-it" that you're incessantly talking about when I don't give a flying w00t!! What reason would I have for wanting to know a detailed list of my system specs anyhow?" "Well thanks for making it so blunt, and you all of a sudden forgot the name... it's a computer and it's my precious (voice of Smiegal)! "Mghh I don't care what it's called, all I care is that we never did what we were supposed to do today!" "Would you just forget about duties and priorities for one day, by golly! That's all I ask!"
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The end... or not? (Twilight Zone theme song)