Let me translate a few pickup lines in the nerd language into geek language:

Nerd:Are you a differential function? Because I'd like to tangent to your curves!=Geek: My kernel is compatible with your port.

Nerd: Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid's "Elements"?=Geek: Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 950mhz Pentium?

Nerd: Honey, you're sweeter than 3.14. = Geek: Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Nerd: You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus = Geek: You fascinate me more than the depths of destroying hardware.

Nerd: My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it is always increasing. = Geek: My love for you is like the infinite string object in C sharp because it never ends.

And now for some non-pickup lines:

Nerd: I DIFFERENTIATE AND INTEGRATE YOU! = Geek: I burn your hard drive and compile your disk drives into binary rabble!

Can anybody else come up with some?

The geek version could be something like this (this is even geekier ):
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda

Anyway, where do you get your nerd pickup lines from? Maybe I could use one for fun

If you google, "Math pickup lines" you can find some. Or "Computer geek pickup lines"

I thinks the, "depths of destroying hardware" should be changes to something...I coudn't think of antything better.

LOL, ^ya that one needs work^, to something like '...more than rewiring my HD.'

My unworthy contribution:
Nerd- Proximity is disrupting the disipation of British Thermal Units.

Geek- You're heating up my CPU

Nerd: Time is money.

Geek: Can you please stop complaining about how you got ripped off when you bought your mac?

Nerd-' I have found that I am co-efficient.'

Geek- 'K-Dee is good fer meeeee!"