Ok, so I want to hear some funny computer stories...just for kicks.

I will start with one of the better ones I've heard.
So I used to get emails from this computer megazine and it would advertise articles and such, and there was one about PSU and how you shouldn't use stock ones. Anyways this guy had his friend over for a little one on one LAN with Half Life 1. They are playing for about 30 minutes and the guy up stairs(the home owner) fires a rocket at his buddy who is on the downstairs computer. Just as it hits him the computer lags so the guy upstairs tells the guy down stairs its just a bit of lag and the guy downstairs yells back up to come down stairs NOW. So he goes downstairs to see fire coming out the back of the PSU which ironically started at the time the rocket was about to hit the guy downstairs.
There is another I wish I could remember, it was funny...anyways please share I know everyone has had really bad experiences with computers...