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*There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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* But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.
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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was an American Indian.
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3
proofs that Jesus was a * woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
because there was work to do.
AMEN!!*
