Ok, maybe not GEEK humor, but humor nonetheless. Post weird or strange eBay auctions that you find here.

Here are a few I found that I thought were interesting.

Uranium

Stun Gun

I may find more

I WANT THOSE MARBLES!!!!
Can you imagine it. . . radioactive marbles. The possibilities would be endless.

You would eat them fool

lol, I'd actually like to get those, but I don't know yet what that amount of radiation means. They say it's perfectly safe, but I don't wanna end up having cancer because of some stupid marbles.
Besides, I found a weird ebay auction already, didn't I? Remember? The oldest banana in the world

Just use a lead box to keep them in hmmm but then you would have to worry about lead dust from it oxydizing..... anyway yeah the amount of radiation they would emit is quite low (I just wouldnt keep them in my pocket for long periods of time or your kids might have 4 arms...) I have also seen glassware with uranium in it you can tell it has it becouse it floureses under a black light. Diamonds too (at least some of them) hmmm that would be cool to have though !

Radioactive marbles? Too bad Saddam didnt know the power of ebay

He would need a few hundred thousand of them and some way to refining it into weapons grade.... lol

Diploma

I wonder if that'll actually work.......

Another One

I think that'll fit me... lol

Fender Bender

That's PERFECT for my driving

I found another weird one, well, it's not actually weird, but look at the price!!!
11 vintage foto's by Whoever Whatever
BTW, kenut, you've been watching Naruto, didn't you

still not as good as the crystal x-box box that sold for 300. rofl.

Chicken nugget...Not just any regular nugget though...

Penis shaped chicken nugget...

PS. Yea, psYchotic, I've been watching Naruto...and LOVING it.

geez...someone actually bought the chicken nugget?

My favorate is still the guy who decided to try to sell a 'used Windows folder'

He claimed it was hardly used and was only created about 2 days before the auction started.

He had a fairly low price on it, I don't remember if anyone bid on it. But i do know that Ebay caught it fairly quickly and deleted it.

Pretty funny stuff.

stupid school refuses to let me go online shopping. what damage could i do? i'm only a women for crying out loud...wait just a minute...heh. anyways, i'm sure that my brother would like some marbles for christmas...and since he's been a jerk to me....

Heres one for you the evil turkey this is too funny Evil Turkey Link

Here is a site worth checking out. Many fun, weird, bizarre and curious eBay auctions.

http://www.curious-auctions.com

:-)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5588058039&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5587154783&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5588073451&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5588038857&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5588034247&rd=1

Check this one out you guys!!!!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...ssPageName=WDVW

Heh, usual fake eBay crap.

I dunno LOL, sounds like Matt just wants ta go a travelin', on someone elses ticket. Hm, present bid was 78$, he could rent a kayak and paddle down a river woo-hoo, or ride a bus back and forth for a few days and buy a pizza lol. Nine days left on the 'auction', be interesting to see how high it goes though.
Come to think of it its not nearly as goofy as the guy who sold advertising space on his forhead (I think he got something like 17k outta that but sheesh).

I seen one today for "Ramen Seasoning Packet" lol current bid is .10$ better hurry only like one more day before the auction is closed heheh

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...8199138430&rd=1

$350 for Chrono Trigger.

man, I would love to play Chrono Trigger but I don't own a SNES & I would pay that much for a game.

sorry, this is not about ebay auctions, but for Boogiepop Phantom, you can just get a emulator, ZSNES is good, lits of state saves, ive never had a problem with it, just FYI.

EDIT: since all the bids (now 497$) for chrono trigger were from annonimus (i cant spell, i know) were from privat4 bidders, im guess it was the inital poster who was bidding on his own item to haev a bit of a laugh.

I was shocked to see that Marvel VS Capcom was 45$ used at EB Games in the mall (I have my copy mint and I only paid 30$) The guy at the register said that its rare or something and unless they print more its going to keep going up lol (maybe I will stick my copy on Ebay) I have seen some super cool stuff if you look into the collectors area of Ebay and Video Games. Some stuff I didnt think you could buy like unreleased games and prototypes !

heck, on Ebay you could even sell your soul, literally, 20$USD about 2 months ago.

some one actually did try to sell their soul!

go on ebay go on search and type in ''soul''!

Here's a wierd and funny auction!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

And another> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...eName=WDVW&rd=1
I swear ta dog these folks have been dropped on their heads a few times too often, or worse.
The comments section on chippy is pretty funny, but still it is, um, really dumb.

In the words of Willy Wonka "Thats Realy weird" lol

Thats one freaky chip.

But the big question is, how did he run it through his printer?
I have a feeling there is a burgeoning market in edible faces lol, sheesh!

You may want to check out this auction at ebay. The owner claims Elvis talked to him through a biscuit and told him to sell it on ebay for $7,000. Funny…
If you want to see it search ebay.com for elvis biscuit

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=7211252249

I'm not gonna pretend to be someone who found this auction. It's mine.
I'm auctioning off my away message on AIM as ad space.

Away Message Ad Space -- http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...AMESE%3AIT&rd=1