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actz

Dec 9 2003, 12:18 AM

If your looking for new hosting company you may want to check this out.

DownTime

bangbang023

Dec 9 2003, 12:41 AM

lol that made me laugh, i needed thar

actz

Dec 9 2003, 12:58 AM

hehe

i havent laughed that much at something online for a while hehe

Rezza

Dec 9 2003, 01:23 AM

it was funny, I didn't laugh out loud but I did like it very much... I don't have much trouble with hosting, mainly cause i don't have anything to host

.::PHPfanatic::.

Dec 9 2003, 01:40 AM

HAHA.

QUOTE

Remember, in 2003 we won the Wasted Network "most crappy hosting ever!" award, so now our hosting isn't just crappy, it is award wining crappy!

With our bored, disinterested staff at hand almost 10 mintues per week, your website is safe in our hands! No backups, no UPS, no enviroment control, no problem!

And our servers?

Well, we only have one, but we're checking out the bargin bucket at the local charity shop on an almost weekly basis, so it is only a matter of time!

Server 1 Specs..

4 Megabytes RAM
20 Megabytes Hard Disk Space
1 Keyboard
1 Green Monitor
1 5.2" Floppy Disk Drive
0 Mice

The server lacks an Internet connection right now, but we're hopeful of installing some kind of dial up connection on a 14,400 modem we found abandoned in a skip some day. This major updating work should be completed summer 2008.

D3m0n

Dec 9 2003, 01:59 AM

sounds like my ISP lol.........

starrgazing

Dec 9 2003, 03:23 AM

nice one...har har har!

.::PHPfanatic::.

Dec 9 2003, 03:23 AM

What's your ISP, D3m0n?

GTX5_Crusader

Dec 9 2003, 06:18 AM

My hosting needs are to high.... about 30Gb of space with nearly 2 Terabytes of bandwith per month... (well, that's based on a certain number of downloads per day)...

actz

Dec 9 2003, 06:29 AM

was that a question or comment on the story i'm lost

Troa34

Dec 9 2003, 06:34 AM

I wonder if they're trying to tell people something about their host.

actz

Dec 9 2003, 09:32 AM

I think that site is appreciated more by people that have had experience with bad hosting and searching for just the right one that wont screw you over hehehe ahh I've already dealt with about 5 different companies but ipspower is the longest i stuck with so far.

Its really hell going with bad hosting.

D3m0n

Dec 9 2003, 11:03 AM

QUOTE (.::PHPfanatic::. @ Dec 9 2003, 12:53 PM)

What's your ISP, D3m0n?

its australian... you wouldnt of heard of it....................

.::PHPfanatic::.

Dec 9 2003, 09:24 PM

My recommendation wouldn't have worked anyway. I keep forgetting where people live when it comes to recommendations.

My host is eDataRack and my administration panel (Plesk) hasn't been accessible for quite awhile now, although I haven't checked it recently.

GTX5_Crusader

Dec 9 2003, 10:22 PM

If you're running a continuous-connection internet (cable, DSL, ect...) I think either XP or Win. 2003 has a function that allows you to set up an FTP server on your own computer. Maybe you can get a program too... I'm not sure, I haven't worked with it, but JiNX had an FTP running on his computer awhile back and it ran really good.

D3m0n

Dec 10 2003, 01:20 AM

@PHP..........well least this time you didnt bother to try and remeber where i lived...........unlike last time......thinkin AUSTRIA

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