I found these quotes by accident, it was the funniest accident I ever had.
http://www.youngcoders.com/thread11739.html
Full Version: Hilarious Computer Quotes
Very amusing, my personal favourites:
"If you declare love, what identifier scope does it have?"
and "Murphys Law on Computing"
"If you declare love, what identifier scope does it have?"
and "Murphys Law on Computing"
LOLOL, yep, Murphys Laws be funny, I am greatly amused and shaking with mirth.. 
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