I see Europe too, me too, bldy insomnia sux sometimes, must be like 4something where you are.
I have a bunch of these from real life but I'll mention this ONE as I have emabarrassed myself enough earlier yesterday to last me a while, (ya ya 'crash pad'...wtf was I thinking, I don't even remember).
I went to have a bath and da wife says; "Honey you should try one of these bath bombs." Ya right, I went ta town to grocery shop and had little old ladies coming up to me and telling me how nice I smelled, sniffing me in the shopping isles, sheesh, I smelled like a giant rose bush for over a week, made me want to go doggy and roll in something, didn't leave the house for four days, DON'T do this.

5. Working for hours on the masterpiece of the century, putting in in mystery folder, deleting it days later whilst doing a purge, never finding it again.
6. Trading yer pc for awsome system of your dreams, and crashing it so badly you are without one till ya find someone at **** that you can understand, months later.
7. Crashing it again immediately, only worse, now it has all your banking info on it.