*waves the canadian flag high* 
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Today, July 1 is canada day. *waves the canadian flag high*
*waves the canadian flag high*
Why canada day? i assume its the day canada attined independece
Yeah, what does Canada day represent? I've been looking around, but couldn't find any useful information about it..
Read this, http://www.pch.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/jfa-ha/canada_e.cfm , thats the meaning of canada day.
That was one big first sentance... lol
wait! are you trying to tell me that Canada is a country? jk 
| QUOTE (TrickFinlay2 @ Jul 1 2004, 04:22 PM) |
| wait! are you trying to tell me that Canada is a country? jk |
Canada is a country?!?! I thought it was my back yard... jj
americas hat
only good thing to come out of Canada is Terrance and Phillip
who??
you know south park?
Terence and Philip!!! You don't know the song...? UNCLE F****R
What else good came outta Canada...Hmm...Basketball...um...Insulin for treatment of diabetes, Pictionary, rollerskate, pacemaker, telephone, Superman, table hockey, zipper, IMAX...for a more complete list try this site!
http://www3.sympatico.ca/taniah/Canada/things/
What else good came outta Canada...Hmm...Basketball...um...Insulin for treatment of diabetes, Pictionary, rollerskate, pacemaker, telephone, Superman, table hockey, zipper, IMAX...for a more complete list try this site!
http://www3.sympatico.ca/taniah/Canada/things/
See, Canada people are good people. No one wants to fight them, and they never fight anyone.
Nothing bad ever happens to Canada peoples...
Nothing bad ever happens to Canada peoples...
Except theyre the brunt of american dumb jokes. sometimes...
| QUOTE (anakinsolois @ Jul 2 2004, 12:17 PM) |
| Except theyre the brunt of american dumb jokes. sometimes... |
And Americans are the brunt of Canadian dumb jokes.
It's a give and take relationship.
| QUOTE (TrickFinlay2 @ Jul 2 2004, 04:37 PM) |
| you know south park? |
nope
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
sorry i just had to lol
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."
sorry i just had to lol
Ive heard that one before. somewhere....
I've never heard that one! Not bad, eh?
I've heard the following joke but instead of typing it out myself...and screwing it up...I went and searched for it. Here it is.
Not bad, eh?I've heard the following joke but instead of typing it out myself...and screwing it up...I went and searched for it. Here it is.
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| Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them." |
I copied and pasted from http://www.geocities.com/seandlh/jokes.html I also found this one which I have heard as well.
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| This is the transcript on an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10 - 10 - 95. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES` ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT`S ONE - FIVE DEGREES NORTH. OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. |
I was just reading through that site...Some of them I have heard before and some I have heard but the countries were switched around so instead of making fun of the Americans the joke I had heard before was making fun of the Canadians! See what I mean...It's a give and take relationship!
Hope you guys enjoyed these.
-How do Canadian fireing squads shoot people?
They stand in a circle.
-Why do Canadian Subs sink?
They installed screen doors.
They stand in a circle.
-Why do Canadian Subs sink?
They installed screen doors.
@ Kenut : I heard the second one, though it was just a naval ship and a lighthouse, no american or canadians. The first one was good though!
@ GTX : lol
@ GTX : lol
lol after i posted my terrance and phillip post......i was watching TV and the Family Guy was on.. Canada got a mention..not a good one though!!!
Peter Griifin : Which was more then we ever got from those freeloading Canadians....Canada sucks!
Peter Griifin : Which was more then we ever got from those freeloading Canadians....Canada sucks!
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