Done something extremely stupid?

If you want, share your expirences here.

Just right now I was glueing my boot back together, and I had some glue on my fingers. So, what do I do? I wait for the glue to dry on the boot, and click and drag to read a post on geeknewz. It was a long post, so I held down the mouse button for awhile. Needless to say... my finger is stuck to the mouse now...

Yes, I'm typing with one hand now until I can get my finger loose.

At least it was my old mouse and not the new one...

Well, that's... interesting.

I drank an entire beer bottle in one guzzle... These are the large beer bottles, mind you (Chinese size), that are more than twice the size of your average American bottle size.

The consequences of this foolish act were: I puked between two and three dozen times later on that night. I haven't gotten drunk since then...

This was all two years ago, in my "bad" days. It was so painful... Arg, I can almost feel the pain I was in, must not think about it.

My friend and I threw eggs at each other in only gym shorts at 2 A.M. in the freezing winter weather. I've slept under the AC in my room (I have an AC unit just a couple feet above my bed) at 16C and gotten sick because of it a couple times. I drank too much coke while on a vacation in Malaysia and didn't drink any water, and thus got dehydrated and sick... twice. This was during a 4-week period.

This isn't really something I deem to be stupid, but my pride calls me to add it anyways: About a week and a half ago I set a Guinness Book record by drinking 2 liters of coke through a straw in 6 minutes, 51 seconds and 970 milliseconds. It's not very fast (and I may do it again sometime this summer to make it faster) but there is no current record for it, all the people at GB said I had to do was set one, so I did. My throat muscles collapsed after zipping through about 1/3 of the coke, so I couldn't breathe for about half a minute. After that I went a lot slower to stay on the safe side. Inefficiencies...

Insidious - RWH

A friend of mine and I would usually do stupid things in a car: He had 2 plastic lightsabers, and everyday for almost a month (in December) we would drive through town with the windows down waving the lightsabers out the windows.....

@za woa dude, that's messed up.

here I was with my dumbest experience being not wearing socks one night and getting frost bite.

Ouch, frost bite, eh? How was that dealt with?

Insidious - RWH

ouzo (a greek spirit that extreamly strong) + pints of larger all mixed together. I have never felt so ill in my life

yes..... i got a tray from macdonalds...put it on my friends dirveway and jumped on it trying to surf it down.....all i did was stack it and ended up with grazes all over my knees and arms

I once took my dog out for a "roll". Let me explain : I had some inline-skates, and I took my dog for a walk. As some of you might have noticed before, I have a labrador, she's not big, but she's all muscle It felt like I was going very fast... Anyway, that didn't last, because I ended up biting the dust. Don't try this at home.
Oh yeah, there's something else. I went to Hungary last summer. I was only 16 then, but there, they don't really care about your age, they'll sell you half a liter of vodka for a few bucks. It was really cheap, so i bought it. I started off slowly, until one night, I had half the bottle left. I drank all of it by myself. No need to tell that I regurgitated everything I ate that day Probably the most humiliating moment in my life (I throwed up in public )

lol now that sucks

throwing up in public is nothing unusual

Seriously, heh.

Insidious - RWH

I remember falling off a ditch with my bike while I was holding onto two chicks in both hands (real chickens, not girls) once

Oooh crapp. What happened to the chickens?

lol @ anakin

I remember falling off a bike too. I was quite young, and it was at school, during a break. They had bikes there, and you could play... Well, somehow, I fell over the steer, head first on the ground. If you had seen me after that, you could've said that I was a black boy, because of my gigantic lips. And a month later or so, I had to let the dentist take out my 2 front teeth (the upper ones) because they were "dead" (they went grey/black).

What I'm about to tell you only happened recently.

Lately, I've had a very congested nose. It's got to the point where my nose is so clogged up I wake during my sleep because my mouth, lips and tongue dry up from breathing through the mouth. So I decided to go get a Vicks Vapor Inhaler to help relieve my congestion.

So I purchased the Vicks from a nearby store and I brought it home and put it aside. Next day, I was sitting at the computer and my nose was clogged badly again so I remebered the Vicks. I had forgotten where I put it so I began to look around my computer. I saw something packaged like the Vicks and assumed it was. I opened the package and took out the the stick shaped thing. I twisted it open and I began to sniff it. My nose was still clogged and it didn't smell like the usual Vicks. So I look at it and I see that there is this soft stuff in the middle of the stick. I thought Vicks must've changed their design so I sniff it again. It really didn't have that same Vicks kick and now I'm just sitting there staring at this stick thing and thinking why the hell did Vicks do this? About a minute later, after several sniffs, I started to get this familiarity from the smell...I realized that it was a chapstick. I had been sniffing a chapstick and didn't even know it. After I finally realized, I turned around and saw my unopened Vicks Vapor Inhaler sitting on a chair behind me where I had left it after I brought it home. I felt so so so stupid. I told a few friends...They all thought it was hilarious...

I am the queen of stupid! well..maybe not of stupid, but of clumsy. A few winters ago (like 4 or 5) i was all dressed up in my ski clothes and snowboarding in my back yard (a very very very big hill) since it was the wonderful ice covered snow which is perfect for snowboarding. Well after a while i got bored, and decided to hop on a swing of ours, on which you can swing out over our valley/pond. well i was doing alright, then went to swing out over one last time, and the rope and swing became unattached and i went sliding head first into the valley of death and doom (aka filled with very large and sharp rocks). needless to say i ended up with many scratches, bruises, and i haven't touched that swing since.

About 6 years ago, I had a wild idea:

"Let's go swimming in the pond..."

Dyed my hair red...

^lol....what about the shopping cart....(everyone bug him till he tells you!)

Oh, yeah, the shopping cart incident... lol...

15 stitches later..... oh and the red hair thing turned out alright.

we want an in depth description! don't make me tell it!

Okay there was this hill, and there was this shopping cart. Then strolled along an unexpecting victim (me.) The shopping cart's used its mind control to compel me to *surf* the cart down the large hill. In combination of geeky balence and oncoming traffic resulted in a dozen plus stitches located on the underside of my chin. ouch.

it also resulted in many laughs (many months later of course)

Indeed many lauphs and many broken teeth...

once me and my friends were driving around stealing street signs (dont ask why) and i thought id be funny and hit myself in the head with one. jackass style well all i did was split my head open and had to be taken to the hospital coz it wouldnt stop bleeding