here is my one contribution to the jokes sections. its an oldy but a good one:
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html

LMFAO .. hahah : adds the website to favourites :

hehehe i remember this from a year back yeah its a great one i just love this quote hehe

"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. "

I remember some people thought it wasnt a joke.

its a joke? aww and I got mine for hacking too... Read this a while ago, good stuff.

Never saw this untill now, quite humorious

My mom would love that. Considering 90% of my work is on Linux servers.

"BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government."


love this one!
"They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program."

That's just weird.....

OMG! my son IS a hacker

I hadn't seen this either, but man is it funny. I showed it to my friends and they had a good laugh

That's just great haha. I've not read it before, thanks bb.

he he funny stuff man, but a non-geek could easily be fooled.