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post May 12 2006, 06:42 PM
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3 good arguments that Jesus was a ....



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*There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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* But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was an American Indian.

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3
proofs that Jesus was a * woman: ermm.gif

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
because there was work to do.

AMEN!!*


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post May 12 2006, 06:57 PM
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post May 13 2006, 12:23 AM
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Lol serges2, that is exactly how I reacted!


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post May 29 2006, 07:12 PM
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Geee. u get the picture shes a femanist?? tongue.gif


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post Jun 1 2006, 08:24 PM
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Puh-leez.

Sounds like the TNIV, "Our Father/Mother, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name..."


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the mathemetician,
and the mortician, until their vector decomposition.

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post Jul 10 2006, 03:32 AM
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Oh yeah-The politically correct bible.


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post Jul 10 2006, 04:51 PM
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QUOTE(Cooper @ Jul 9 2006, 10:32 PM) *

Oh yeah-The politically correct bible.

It's not as bad as the CECIPCV.
(Contemporary English Children's Illustrated Politically Correct Version)


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Oh my, oh my,
it's flourescent dye,
that the mathemetician,
with the mortician,
drank, and drank, and drank,
the mathemetician,
and the mortician, until their vector decomposition.

3.14159265358979(part I'm not sure is correct="2636739504")

Roses are #FF0101,
Violets are #990099,
All my base are belong to you.

Sweden & Texas rule!

1 is a number, ! is punctuation, U is a letter, you is a number, so many people don't know this, and they mix them up.
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post Jul 10 2006, 05:53 PM
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I know-I've heard it. you've explained it all to me.


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Among some other cauliflower... In a garden in town...
One day a man he came... And picked me out of the ground...
He put me in this dark cold plastic thing... And carried me away.

Full version coming soon...

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post Jul 10 2006, 07:47 PM
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QUOTE(Cooper @ Jul 10 2006, 12:53 PM) *

I know-I've heard it. you've explained it all to me.

You're a stalker.
The only cooper I know is a wyatt, and you act nothing like him.


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Oh my, oh my,
it's flourescent dye,
that the mathemetician,
with the mortician,
drank, and drank, and drank,
the mathemetician,
and the mortician, until their vector decomposition.

3.14159265358979(part I'm not sure is correct="2636739504")

Roses are #FF0101,
Violets are #990099,
All my base are belong to you.

Sweden & Texas rule!

1 is a number, ! is punctuation, U is a letter, you is a number, so many people don't know this, and they mix them up.
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post Jul 10 2006, 08:08 PM
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That's me-Lance Cooper Christian Wyatt


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the world dominant cauliflower

I was a cauliflower... Sitting on a stem so high...
Among some other cauliflower... In a garden in town...
One day a man he came... And picked me out of the ground...
He put me in this dark cold plastic thing... And carried me away.

Full version coming soon...

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post Jul 10 2006, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(Cooper @ Jul 10 2006, 03:08 PM) *

That's me-Lance Cooper Christian Wyatt

Why isn't your username Lance thebn? 0_o
Or are you this person on the attachment?


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Oh my, oh my,
it's flourescent dye,
that the mathemetician,
with the mortician,
drank, and drank, and drank,
the mathemetician,
and the mortician, until their vector decomposition.

3.14159265358979(part I'm not sure is correct="2636739504")

Roses are #FF0101,
Violets are #990099,
All my base are belong to you.

Sweden & Texas rule!

1 is a number, ! is punctuation, U is a letter, you is a number, so many people don't know this, and they mix them up.
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post Jul 10 2006, 08:15 PM
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because.


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One day a man he came... And picked me out of the ground...
He put me in this dark cold plastic thing... And carried me away.

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post Jul 10 2006, 08:16 PM
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QUOTE(Cooper @ Jul 10 2006, 03:15 PM) *

because.

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Oh my, oh my,
it's flourescent dye,
that the mathemetician,
with the mortician,
drank, and drank, and drank,
the mathemetician,
and the mortician, until their vector decomposition.

3.14159265358979(part I'm not sure is correct="2636739504")

Roses are #FF0101,
Violets are #990099,
All my base are belong to you.

Sweden & Texas rule!

1 is a number, ! is punctuation, U is a letter, you is a number, so many people don't know this, and they mix them up.
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post Jul 10 2006, 08:19 PM
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So... I think that this is pretty funny...I guess.


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I was a cauliflower... Sitting on a stem so high...
Among some other cauliflower... In a garden in town...
One day a man he came... And picked me out of the ground...
He put me in this dark cold plastic thing... And carried me away.

Full version coming soon...

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post Jul 10 2006, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE(Cooper @ Jul 10 2006, 03:19 PM) *

So... I think that this is pretty funny...I guess.

I like pi.
3.14159265358979...


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Oh my, oh my,
it's flourescent dye,
that the mathemetician,
with the mortician,
drank, and drank, and drank,
the mathemetician,
and the mortician, until their vector decomposition.

3.14159265358979(part I'm not sure is correct="2636739504")

Roses are #FF0101,
Violets are #990099,
All my base are belong to you.

Sweden & Texas rule!

1 is a number, ! is punctuation, U is a letter, you is a number, so many people don't know this, and they mix them up.
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