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*There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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* But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was an American Indian.

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3
proofs that Jesus was a * woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
because there was work to do.

AMEN!!*

[serges2]

[DragonByte]

Lol serges2, that is exactly how I reacted!

[kartook]

Geee. u get the picture shes a femanist??

[xantan51]

Puh-leez.

Sounds like the TNIV, "Our Father/Mother, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name..."

[Cooper]

Oh yeah-The politically correct bible.

[xantan51]

Oh yeah-The politically correct bible.

It's not as bad as the CECIPCV.
(Contemporary English Children's Illustrated Politically Correct Version)

[Cooper]

I know-I've heard it. you've explained it all to me.

[xantan51]

I know-I've heard it. you've explained it all to me.

You're a stalker.
The only cooper I know is a wyatt, and you act nothing like him.

[Cooper]

That's me-Lance Cooper Christian Wyatt

[xantan51]

That's me-Lance Cooper Christian Wyatt

Why isn't your username Lance thebn? 0_o
Or are you this person on the attachment?

[Cooper]

because.

[xantan51]

because.

[Cooper]

So... I think that this is pretty funny...I guess.

[xantan51]

So... I think that this is pretty funny...I guess.

I like pi.
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